long walks to the fridge When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful he’s looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuck you though.
(Source: thesickestjokes, via liveinaglass)
what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin
i’m still on
i still haven’t been banned
I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS
and i only got banned for 24 hours
(via daisy-mae21)
oh, maybe this stuff isn’t so bad
what’s that weird feeling….
where the fuck did this come from
are those leggings
WHY IS MY HAIR THIS HIGH ON MY HEAD
OH GOD
u kno my name not my story<3
I MADE MYSELF LOOK LIKE A WHITE GIRL DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL THIS WAS TO DO
which little string bean brought this back
(via northern-belle-96)
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via northern-belle-96)
